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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before
Chin Hairs, Hormones, and Hysteria
Chin Hairs, Hormones, and Hysteria
Shut Up Time, I’m Not Listening To You Anymore
Shut Up Time, I’m Not Listening To You Anymore
What I Did Yesterday Afternoon In 50 Words Or Less
What I Did Yesterday Afternoon In 50 Words Or Less
A Note To Myself About Yoga Pants
A Note To Myself About Yoga Pants
I Can’t Sleep At Night, But I’m Great At It During the Day
I Can’t Sleep At Night, But I’m Great At It During the Day
My New Weight Loss Goal Is However Much Weight I Lose After Shaving My Legs
My New Weight Loss Goal Is However Much Weight I Lose After Shaving My Legs
I Survived A Global Pandemic Only To Be Taken Out By Tree Pollen
I Survived A Global Pandemic Only To Be Taken Out By Tree Pollen
I’m Going For a Walk While Eating a Candy Bar Because Let’s Be Honest Here
I’m Going For a Walk While Eating a Candy Bar Because Let’s Be Honest Here
I Would Really Like Some Boinga-Boinga
I Would Really Like Some Boinga-Boinga
Get Your Glow On With These Two Awesome Self-Tanners
Get Your Glow On With These Two Awesome Self-Tanners
The Fifth Stage of Grief Is Cutting Bangs
The Fifth Stage of Grief Is Cutting Bangs
I Can’t Be The Only Female Over Age 35 Without A Skincare Routine, Right?
I Can’t Be The Only Female Over Age 35 Without A Skincare Routine, Right?
I Diet Everyday Until About Noon
I Diet Everyday Until About Noon
There’s A Fine Line Between Self-Care and Self-Destruction
There’s A Fine Line Between Self-Care and Self-Destruction
You’re Either Going to Laugh Or Roll Your Eyes And Never Read This Blog Again
You’re Either Going to Laugh Or Roll Your Eyes And Never Read This Blog Again
Adulting Is Reminding Yourself To Drink Water and Calm Down Every Hour
Adulting Is Reminding Yourself To Drink Water and Calm Down Every Hour
How Can Something So Spectacularly Cute Be So Incredibly Painful?
How Can Something So Spectacularly Cute Be So Incredibly Painful?
Lately My Hobbies Are Phone Scrolling and Being Generally Dissatisfied With Everything
Lately My Hobbies Are Phone Scrolling and Being Generally Dissatisfied With Everything
Everyone Says To Follow Your Dreams So I Went Back To Bed And Then Took A Ballet Class
Everyone Says To Follow Your Dreams So I Went Back To Bed And Then Took A Ballet Class
Lazy Rule: Can’t Reach It? Don’t Need It
Lazy Rule: Can’t Reach It? Don’t Need It
I Survived an Hour in A Sensory-Deprivation Float Tank
I Survived an Hour in A Sensory-Deprivation Float Tank
It’s Time To Switch From My Normal Anxiety to My Festive Holiday Anxiety
It’s Time To Switch From My Normal Anxiety to My Festive Holiday Anxiety
I’ll Get Over It I Just Need To Be More Dramatic First
I’ll Get Over It I Just Need To Be More Dramatic First
Bill and I Both Have Colds Which Means I’m Cleaning the Kitchen and He’s Dying
Bill and I Both Have Colds Which Means I’m Cleaning the Kitchen and He’s Dying
Eyebrows Are The One Thing You Can Get Into Shape Without Exercising
Eyebrows Are The One Thing You Can Get Into Shape Without Exercising
I Want To Know in Advance When the World Is Ending So I Can Stop Doing Laundry
I Want To Know in Advance When the World Is Ending So I Can Stop Doing Laundry
You Can’t Be A Weak-Willed, Self-Indulgent Slacker in Body Blast Class
You Can’t Be A Weak-Willed, Self-Indulgent Slacker in Body Blast Class
Being At Home Is So Sexy
Being At Home Is So Sexy
Life Is So Annoying Sometimes
Life Is So Annoying Sometimes

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