Warning: Malibu Coconut Rum Should Not Be Used For…

Purely hypothetical, but suppose you’re going on a cruise. While you’re packing, in a moment of rebellious genius, you put Malibu Coconut Rum in empty, unused travel hairspray bottles and stash them in your suitcase. Then, when you come home, you step over your suitcase where it’s been lying on the bedroom floor and then finally get around to unpacking it. You forget about the rum and toss a half-empty hairspray bottle into your vanity without a second thought. A few days later, you pull out your hairspray, spritz your hair, and wonder why your head suddenly smells like coconut. And then it hits you. You shelacked your hair with coconut rum right before a gathering in your home and GAH! You’re already a nervous hostess!!

Now you smell like a beach bar, look like you have a nest on your head, and can’t get a brush through your hair because it has the texture of hay mixed with caramel sauce. Chunks of hair might be breaking off because alcohol is so drying. Oh, and your scalp is itchy. Is your head flammable? Maybe.

One thing you’re sure of is that karma found you and gave you what you deserved for breaking a rule. The whole situation is equal parts suck and hilarious. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hypothetically, of course.