I Try To Write Meaningful Posts, But You All Like This One Topic Best

One of the trickiest parts of blogging is coming up with topics that people actually want to read. Lately, the blog’s been getting a solid number of views — steadily growing each month — but there’s one topic that absolutely blows the numbers through the roof.

Want to guess what it is?

Aging? Nope. Relationships? Nope. Navigating friendships? Nope. Recipes? Nope. Disney and travel? Nope.

Hmmmmm…what could it be? I’ll just go ahead and tell you: The answer is any post where I bitch about Bill’s dumb assery.

I try to write thoughtful, meaningful stuff, but for some mysterious reason, you all love reading about the stupid shit my husband does. Thank goodness he provides endless material.

In honor of Bill and his upcoming birthday, I thought I’d do a mini roast and recap his greatest moments.

Remember the time he took to bed and thought he was dying from a cold at the same time I was passing a kidney stone?

Then there is the way he can build an entire house with his own two hands, but cannot turn out a light or operate a dishwasher.

Speaking of the dishwasher, let’s not forget how he feels the need to supervise me every time I empty it.

I love how he “helps” with the laundry by only folding and putting away his clothes.

But roll my eyes at the ridiculously annoying way he eats ice cream.

During the holidays, we have a joyful time decorating the house for Christmas.

And lastly, there is his everlasting love for Disney World and his loud, blubbery elephant seal snores that turn into an argument every single vacation.

And yes, a psychic accurately predicted and described Bill to me months before we met.

Happy Early Birthday to the man of a thousand nicknames (Will, Willie, Billy, Dumb Ass, A-Hole, Painter Dad, PD, Deaf Dude, Big Bill.)

Sixty-two was a bit of a challenge with health issues and some other stupid life stuff, but here are a million wishes that 63 is a fun, prosperous, healthy year!

Now I will leave you with a few embarrassing photos, because, of course.

You know how there was always that one kid in 9th grade who had mustache…

…and grew into that high school kid with way too much attitude? That was Bill.

Breaking news: local man bravely battles mild sniffle. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

But he will voluntarily change a stinky poopy diaper when no one else is feeling it.

And he was very good at calming our own screaming baby in the middle of the night.

This photo right here tells you everything you need to know about life with Bill.

Happy Friday! Got any exciting weekend plans?